January 2010
31 posts
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We really need a National Baby Name Registry. YOUR CHILDREN ARE NOT ART PROJECTS.
“Snooki said she was hiring a bodyguard to keep fans at bay. The 22-year-old...”
– ‘Jersey Shore’ cast wants big raise for season 2 - NYPOST.com (via rickyv)
Only the best for these guys.
caringiscool:
“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you’re...
My 17 year old brother is listening to "My Heart...
letmeworryaboutblank:
inonemorehour:
for the THIRD time in fifteen minutes.
I knocked on his door, with his friend there and all, and said, “You know how I know you’re gay?”
He didn’t get it.
My mother has told me several times that she wants that song played at her funeral. I keep asking her “What are you planning in near future that I need to know this now?”
We had no advance warning...
Yes, let's rent from this guy. →
The Lookpeople
miniaturefiction:
He had just told us his fiendish plan: to drop a nuclear bomb into the center of Manhattan. That damned Prometheus, I thought, he’s finally lost his mind. I looked over to Dark Pegasus, saw her ashen face as she realized what this meant.
“You maniac!” I screamed. “You’re fucking insane!”
“Insanity is not part of my vocabulary,” Prometheus said. “I’m simply doing what the...
Currently, I am stuffed up, and a bit headachy and dizzy. I hate feeling like this. I’d rather be bedridden, to be honest. When you’re laid up, vomiting and sweaty, you stay in bed; your decision has been made. However, when you’re slightly sick, like I am now, you really don’t have much of an excuse to avoid running errands, or call out of work (if I had a job, of course)....
No Countwy Fuh Owd Men
I had a ridiculous idea in the shower today about remaking No Country For Old Men with Looney Tunes characters. Here’s what I have so far:
Bugs Bunny - Anton Chigurh
Daffy Duck - Llewelyn Moss
Elmer Fudd - Sheriff Ed Tom Bell
Porky Pig - Carson Wells
Foghorn Leghorn - Businessman who hires Wells
Sylvester - Strangled deputy
Now, I know Bugs is more of a vibrant character than Chigurh,...
Comedy for any occasion →
We should put him to the test.
Spider-Man Begins... Again? →
I love how the press release talks about what a wise decision it is to “go back to [Spidey’s] roots,” but they just did that 8 years ago. When it was called Spider-Man.
They just need to make Italian Spider-Man and get it over with. I’d see that.
You gotta be kidding me →
I called it! (Sorta!) →
If “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien decides to leave NBC over its proposed late-night lineup revamp, he might find a warm welcome waiting for him at Fox. Fox respects O’Brien’s talent and sees him as a good fit, a person at the network said Friday. The person, who lacked authority to comment publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity, said Fox was watching to see...
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Linkdump 01/07/10
Here are a bunch of articles I didn’t specifically focus on here. Read at your leisure (pronounced “leh-zhure”).
Idiot girl in Belgium admits she intended to get 56 stars tattooed on her face
No one in this story comes out good
Middle-aged lady whines that video games are ruining everything
Then, her “apology” is even bitchier
This is her awesome son?
This...
The water bottle used to work to discourage Apple from acting like a spaz. Now, she just takes the shots like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface.
I swear I saw her dunk her whole face into a pile of coke.
“First you get the catnip, then you get the power, then you get the kitties.”
I won’t stop until you tell me.
WHAT?!? →
Power Punch II with Mike Tyson →
This is insane: this NES game was originally slated to be the official sequel to Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out.
This game was also to take place in outer space. No, you read correctly.
“The game is similar to Punch-Out!! but includes some new additions, such as training, cut scenes, and a new scoring system based on punch percentages as well as knockdowns. However, while the boxing in the...
Had a job interview today. Seemed like it went pretty well; at least I thought so, and I’m my own worst critic about those things. Let’s hope things can work out.
The Architect from The Matrix Writes a Product...
miniaturefiction:
It has come to my attention that you have purchased the Memorex brand Alarm Clock, so as to facilitate your waking up and going to your pathetic, meaningless job in the morning. Though I may vehemently disagree with the way you squander the feeble life we have provided for you, I am exceedingly delighted that you have chosen this particular machine to aid it.
Firstly, you...
An Eight-Year-Old Has a Movie Idea
miniaturefiction:
“OK, so, first, there’s this guy, and his name is Superman Batman, and he fights ninjas, and we see him fighting ninjas at the beginning, and he says, ‘You can’t stop me! I have invisible armor!’ and the ninjas can’t see him, because… because he has invisible armor, and they’re all, ‘Where’s Superman Batman?’ and he sneaks up behind the ninjas, and punches them all in the head,...
The Hangover
Finally saw this at New Year’s. It was pretty good, though not nearly the comedic revelation some people were making it out to be. Seemed like, despite the amount of nudity and antics, it didn’t go nearly as far as it could have.
Galiafanakis stole the movie, as expected. Tyson was alright. I think Heather Graham has now pigeonholed herself into playing ditzy whores.